The Floodie - Oversized Floor-Length Hoodie Blanket

Floodie™ — the floor-length hoodie blanket that laughs at winter

Get ahead of the freeze before the radiators even wake up! The Floodie is the ultra-cosy, floor-length wearable blanket built for proper British winters. It's a hoodie. It's a blanket. It's the reason you'll never argue over the thermostat again.

• Outrageously plush — thick double-layer sherpa fleece that feels like a hug from a very polite bear
• Floor-length coverage — no cold ankles, no drafts, no nonsense. Cosy from hood to toes
• Giant kangaroo pocket — fits the remote, your phone, the biscuits, and both hands
• Oversized hood — instant duvet-day mode (hair situation entirely optional)
• Machine washable — stays fluffy, wash after wash
• Just £29.99 — considerably cheaper than leaving the heating on

Beat the chill before it even shows up

Smart shoppers get sorted for winter before the kettle even boils. Wrap up in a Floodie now, and when the first frost hits you'll be the smug one on the sofa while everyone else fights over the radiator. Proper cosy, top-to-toe — winter doesn't stand a chance.

Pick your Floodie

Midnight Black — sleek, stealthy cosiness for people who take relaxing very seriously.

Frost Blue — cool on the outside, absolutely toasty within.

Pebble Grey — the shade that goes with every sofa in Britain.

Marshmallow Pink — sweet, soft, and dangerously nap-inducing.

Size guide

S/M — full floor-length cosiness for petite to average heights. L/XL — extra length and extra room for taller loungers (and dramatic blanket swishes).

Ditch the draft — embrace the Floodie! Winter's on its way. Be ready before it's even packed its bags.